Brand but I have so much Magic Pen my spells do True Damage (ONE SHOT ANYTHING)

Heimerdiner but I have so much Magic Pen my turrets deal True Damage (1-SHOT EVERYTHING)

DARIUS BUT I HAVE 100% ARMOR PEN AND MY BLEEDS DO TRUE DAMAGE (30 KILL MASSACRE)

Brand but my burns are upgraded with LIGHTNING that melts you (TRIPLE SHOCK BRAND)

I DROPPED 33 KILLS WITH ATOMIC BOMB AMUMU! (PRESS R = 10,000 AOE DAMAGE)

This Veigar thought I was a free win... so I had to teach him a lesson (MONEYMAKER XERATH)

I turned NAMI into a ONE-SHOT MAGE and it's actually hilarious... (WAVE OF DEATH)

BRAND BUT I'M AN UNKILLABLE RAID BOSS WITH ALL TANK ITEMS! (THIS IS ACTUALLY OP)

My team thought I was trolling with Thresh mid... but then I carried them (1000 AP BUILD)

KASSADIN BUT I'M A MANA LORD AND MY SPELLS ARE UPGRADED! (NEW BROKEN ITEM)

Nocturne but I have unlimited ults and your screen is permanently dark (PENTAKILL)

DRAVEN IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST BROKEN ADC OF THE SEASON! (INSANE PENTAKILL)

My team thought I was trolling for picking AD Soraka top... but then I carried them

Veigar but my autos deal over 1000 DAMAGE and nobody expects it (GENIUS VEIGAR BUILD)

Anivia but I have 1100 AP and I can one shot your entire team (THIS IS SO BROKEN)

I got matched against DUO SMURFS and made them cry... (100% WIN RATE XERATH)

ZYRA BUT MY PLANTS SHOOT NUCLEAR MISSILES THAT ONE SHOT YOU (1000AP MAX DAMAGE)

Ashe but I fire an unending barrage of burning arrows (MELT THEIR WHOLE TEAM)

THE MOST FED GAME OF NAUTILUS YOU'LL EVER SEE! (ONE SHOT HOOKS)

Ashe but I have so much attack speed my arrows become a Laser Beam

Why this new AP item just broke Veigar forever... (ONE SPELL = 10,000+ DAMAGE)