Quite Literally Born to Play the Banjo (A lost Banjo Tom vinyl)

Описание: My momma said,
He ain't right,
Pluckin' that banjo,
He ain't supposed to know how,
To play tha' banjo,

I was a baby when I played the banjo,
Took it from the doctor,
Who was playin' too slow,
Giddy up giddy, giddy eye oh,
I was quite literally born to play the banjo

I went to school,
Playin' the banjo in class,
When my physics teacher asked,
If I could stop being an ass,
I stood on my desk,
Bent over and mooned his ass,
Then I started to lick at my banjo!

They say the power of my banjo playin',
Comes from a deal with the devil,
That at birth a deal with the devil I made,
For every song played,
His presence would grow closer to this earth...

I was literally born to play the banjo,
No one can stop me from playing the banjo,
I joined the military and played the banjo,
Got shot, still played the banjo,
Terrified my squad who thought I'd die,
But I played the banjo,
Saw the light and then I cried,
But I played the banjo!
Nothing on heaven or earth can stop me,

Finger lickin fast I snap these strings,
If workin' for satan is a crime,
Well guess that's a thing,
I did my time in 'nam to play the banjo,

Mama always said I was a freak,
Said I was born unnaturally,
Said lightning struck when I was born,
Said the lights went dim,
But the light of my banjo playing made things seem less grim!

I worked as an officer playing the banjo,
I caught criminals, playing the banjo,
Taught the youth to play the banjo,
So I could figure out who to shoot, by the sound of their banjos,

I preach as a preacher for the local church,
I preach, using the banjo,
They said, the banjo has to go,
Distracting from Gods vision, they said,
Well I'd rather be dead...

See I'm going to be buried with my banjo,
Ain't fucking letting go of my banjo,
I would rather let go,
Than stop pluckin' at these strings,
God I love banjo more than my wife!