Skank to Isengard (Official Music Video)

Описание: What if the Ents dropped a reggae album? This dub-style Lord of the Rings parody brings Treebeard and the boys to the dancehall! A rootsy, skankin’ tribute to Middle-earth’s slowest but baddest forest guardians. 🌲💨🔥

Lyrics:
CHORUS:
We be the Ents with the roots inna ground
Makin' the wizard man tremble when we come around
Hoom-hom, don't be hasty, we move irie slow
But when we skank to Isengard, it's a serious show!
VERSE 1:
Treebeard be toastin' in Fangorn with him green
Two little hobbits be the strangest thing he's seen
"Hoom-hom, little orcs?" him ask with bloodshot eyes
"We be hobbits from the Shire!" they say with surprise
Merry and Pippin tell tales of lumber crimes
Saruman's axe men choppin' trees all times
Treebeard so vexed, him bark starts to peel
Like when me find out someone steal me last meal!
VERSE 2:
Ent Moot gather now like dancehall sound clash
The bass so deep it make mountains crash
"Good morning" takes longer than cookin' oxtail
While Pippin's belly emptier than a broke man's jail
The Ents deliberatin' slower than customs line
Hobbits roll their eyes, "This takin' too much time!"
Three days of yappin' just to answer "Yeah, mon!"
The Entmoot make government look like it run!
BRIDGE:
When them trees get angry, better run away
Like when you tell your girl you been out all day
The forest army got the rootsy vibration
Saruman soon feel the tree liberation!
VERSE 3:
Marchin' to Isengard with them heavy tree feet
Like when reggae soundsystem drop the midnight beat
Breakin' down walls like they paper thin
Floodin' all the pits where the orcs have been
Saruman him look down with him pale face
Like when police raid the dancehall place
The forest reclaimin' what the wizard took
Now him tower flooded like him plans all shook!
CHORUS:
We be the Ents with the roots inna ground
Makin' the wizard man tremble when we come around
Hoom-hom, don't be hasty, we move irie slow
But when we skank to Isengard, it's a serious show!
VERSE 4:
Pippin and Merry sittin' on broken wall
Smokin' longbottom leaf, havin' a ball
"The finest herb in all the Southfarthing, seen?"
The Ents be wonderin' why the hobbits so green!
Treebeard say "Hoom! This tower business done!"
"We don't need no wizard spoilin' our fun!"
"The forest will grow where the concrete stood"
"And every little ting gonna be all good!"
OUTRO:
If you see a forest movin' steady and slow
Like rush hour traffic when you need to go
When them trees start steppin', better clear the way
The Ents bring the dub and the judgment day!