HOA Ordered Me to Fix Cracks in My Sidewalk, So I Filled Them With Glow in the Dark Epoxy Resin!

Karen Demanded I Stop Feeding Squirrels, So I Built Them a Tiny, Architect Designed Squirrel City!

HOA Shut Off My Water Over a $10 Fee, So I Dug a Well and Accidentally Drained the Community Pool!

I Found 50 HOA Homes Built on My Island — So I Called the Police Urgent

They Said My Driveway Was Cracked, So I Filled Every Crack With Colored Epoxy in Rainbow Patterns!

HOA Said My Picket Fence Was Unapproved, So I Replaced It With a Wall of Interlocking LEGO Bricks!

HOA Drained My Pond to Build a Parking Lot — Didn’t Know It Was My Legal Water Reserve

HOA Demolished My Yacht for “Failing to Pay HOA Fees” — Too Bad I Own the Entire Marina!

HOA Board Stole My Farm Water — Now They’re Facing Drought, Lawsuits, and Karma

Navy SEAL Asked Her Call Sign at a Bar — “Viper One” Made Him Drop His Drink and Freeze

HOA Demanded I Take Down My Son’s Tree Fort, So I Connected It to the House and Called It a Deck!

They Complained About a Pothole in My Driveway, So I Filled It With Epoxy and Goldfish!

HOA Fined Me $250k for Violations on My Land — Turns Out I Own Their Entire Neighborhood

Karen Complained My Driveway Was Too Bright, So I Painted It with VantaBlack!

Shy waitress greeted billionaire’s deaf mom — her sign language left everyone shocked

HOA Kept Cutting Across My Lawn — So I Installed a Surprise Karen Will Never Forget

Ассоциация домовладельцев запретила моим детям посещать наш бассейн — поэтому я построил аквапарк...

HOA Karen’s Trucks Tore Up My Land — But Froze When They Saw What I Built Overnight

HOA Karen Parked on the Helipad Markings, 2 Minutes Later I Landed a MedEvac Anyway

Karen Reported My Parrot for Profanity, So I Taught It to Recite HOA Bylaws Instead!

HOA Stormed In Right After I Moved In, Demanding My Private Pier — They Never Knew I Own the Marina