News from the Weird Wire-World’s Longest Cat Tail, Shortest Goat & Dumbest Car Heist

Описание: 🚨 News of the Weird Wire | Guinness Cats, Corvette Heists & Otter Escapes 🐾🚗🦦
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This week on News of the Weird Wire, we’re rolling out three stories so bizarre they feel made up—but nope, they’re real. Let’s get weird:

🐱 First, meet Mr. Pugsley Addams, a majestic Maine Coon from Mound, Minnesota, who now holds the Guinness World Record for the longest tail on a living domestic cat—an impressive 18.5 inches of feline flair.

🐐 Over in India, Karumbi the pygmy goat just strutted into the record books as the Shortest Goat of All Time, standing just 1.4 feet tall and looking adorably smug about it.

🚗 Meanwhile in Kentucky, a gang of would-be speedsters tried to steal eight brand-new Corvettes from the GM plant. Their plan? Cut a fence. Their downfall? Leaving the stickers on. Spoiler: the 21-year-old “mastermind” got arrested and said he “would’ve been paid big.” Welp.

🦦 And finally, Louie and Ophelia, two adventurous otters from Suamico, Wisconsin, busted out of the zoo during a snowstorm and have been belly-sliding around the countryside ever since. Bonus: the raccoons keep setting off the otter traps. Nature is chaos.

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