Beetlejuice The Musical - The Whole Being Dead Thing (Karaoke Version) with Lyrics On Screen

Описание: This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - www.zoomkaraoke.co.uk

Song lyrics:

HEY, FOLKS!
BEGGIN' YOUR PARDON
'SCUSE ME! SORRY TO BARGE IN
NOW LET'S SKIP THE TEARS
AND START ON THE WHOLE
Y'KNOW, BEIN' DEAD THING

YOU'RE DOOMED
ENJOY THE SINGIN'
THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES
IS SWINGIN'

AND IF I HEAR
YOUR CELL PHONE RINGIN'
I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF
THE WHOLE BEIN' DEAD THING

DEATH CAN GET
A PERSON STRESSED
WE SHOULD HAVE CARPE'D
WAY MORE DIEMS
NOW WE'RE NEVER
GONNA SEE 'EM!

I CAN SHOW YOU
WHAT COMES NEXT
SO, DON'T BE FREAKED
STAY IN YOUR SEATS
I DO THIS BULLSHIT
LIKE, EIGHT TIMES A WEEK

SO, JUST RELAX, YOU'LL BE FINE
DRINK YOUR FIFTY-DOLLAR WINE
AND TAKE A BREATH

YOU'RE...
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE...
ON THE OTHER SIDE...
DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

I'LL...
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE...
TO THE OTHER SIDE...

EVERYBODY GETS ON FINE HERE
LIKE RODGERS, HART
AND HAMMERSTEIN HERE
THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM
HAS NO LINE HERE
JUST PEE WHERE YOU WANT

THE WHOLE BEIN' DEAD THING
YOU'RE JUST GONNA
LOVE THE FOLKS HERE
YEAH, I KNOW YOU'RE WOKE
BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE

AND EVERY SHOW I DO
LIKE, A TON OF COKE HERE
THE WHOLE, MMM... YEAH
THE WHOLE BEIN' DEAD THING

NOBODY IS BULLETPROOF
I WORK OUT, I EAT CLEAN
JESUS, PASS THE DRAMAMINE
TIME TO FACE
THE BRUTAL TRUTH

'CAUSE WE'RE ALL ON A HIT LIST
MIGHT NOT LIVE 'TIL CHRISTMAS
CHOKE TO DEATH ON TRISCUITS
HEY, THAT'S JUST STATISTICS

SO, TAKE A LITTLE BREAK HERE
KINDA LIKE A WAKE HERE
THE SCENERY IS FAKE HERE
BUT THERE'S
A GIANT SNAKE HERE

YOU'RE... YOU'RE GONNA
BE FINE, THANK YOU!
ON THE OTHER SIDE
HOW YOU DOIN'
OH, NOT GOOD! BA-BA-BA-BA
BE-BO-BOO-BAP-BOOP!

I'LL... HEY!
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE
TO THE OTHER SIDE...
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH
THIS IS A SHOW ABOUT DEATH

Spoken...
IF YOU DIE WHILE
LISTENIN' TO THIS ALBUM
IT'S STILL GONNA KEEP PLAYIN'

Resume Singing...
THAT'S THE THING WITH LIFE
NO ONE MAKES IT OUT ALIVE
TOSS THAT BODY IN THE PIT

GOSH, IT'S AWFUL
AIN'T IT TRAGIC
BLAH-BLAH, BIBLE
JESUS MAGIC

WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
WHO GIVES A SHIT
NO PILATES, NO MORE YOGA
NAMASTE, YOU FREAKIN' POSERS

FROM THE CRADLE
TO CREMATION
DEATH JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE CONVERSATION
I HAVE MASTERED THE ART
OF TEARIN' CONVENTION APART

SO, HOW ABOUT
WE ALL MAKE A START
ON THE WHOLE
BEIN' DEAD THING
GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY
FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH!