MCT657 #29: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Full watch-through/breakdown)

Описание: Somehow, Oatmeal returned.

|| Wrapping up the Sequel Trilogy arc of the Mystery Cyclone Theater 657, Wario and Meme Lord watch through the Rise of Skywalker, joined by NotNormalCreativity, SuperPlayer532, GollumPollum, ZionicZenko and Terminator.
(We don't talk about what happened to the TLJ stream)

|| Hosts and guests' channels
Wario (From the channel you're watching right now!)
The Meme Lord ‪@Meme_Lord‬
(   / thememelordhasreturned  )
Super Player ‪@superplayer5329‬
(   / @superplayer5329  )
GollumPollum ‪@GollumPollum‬
(   / @gollumpollum  )
DaPotato ‪@NotNormalCreativity‬
(   / @notnormalcreativity  )
ZionicZenko ‪@zioniczenko‬
(   / @zioniczenko  )

And special thanks to the goobers in the chat ‪@emi6595‬ & ‪@trekkiebekkie‬

|| Recorded live on 1/16/2025

|| TIMESTAMPS
00:00:00 - intro that isn't a shot of stars panning down to non-mustafar
00:00:27 - Introductions, what the schmovie is, TLJ retrospective
00:06:30 - The schmovie begins. Opening crawl, mustafar
00:11:17 - Palpatine, Snoke clones
00:14:06 - Lightspeed skipping nonsense
00:22:42 - Somehow,
00:28:10 - Potato joins the fray
00:31:15 - Wizard52 and the Knights of Ren. Ghouls.
00:38:25 - Stupid force necklace and desert planet #5 shenanigans
00:43:32 - They fly now
00:46:52 - Sith sand, the knife, and the basilisk
00:47:05 - Oatmeal
00:47:15 - Sith sand, the knife, and the basilisk (cont'd)
00:54:56 - THE scene
01:00:30 - Chewiet splodesters
01:08:18 - Hideo Kijimi
01:12:59 - Babu Frik
01:21:30 - We'll just walk right into the Star Destroyer
01:35:09 - THE knife scene
01:44:12 - Death Star fight and stupid gayfinder
01:54:42 - Kylo apologizing to himself
01:58:40 - Noooo Hideo Kijimi!!! Also epic soyjak Finn art by GollumPollum
02:05:53 - Oatmeal makes his second appearance
02:07:03 - The giant JJ Abrams band-aids on Luke's character
02:14:33 - The insane Exegol plan, and they don't know which way is up
02:21:13 - Battle on Exegol begins
02:35:28 - Kylo vs the Ghouls
02:39:05 - Endgame
02:41:55 - MAKE SOME NOOOOIIISE (Palpy bass boost)
02:45:17 - Rey vs Palpy (She's all the Jedi)
02:48:20 - Jedi die from being tired
02:53:45 - The scene where live slug reaction occurs
02:58:20 - Final scene and "Rey Skywalker"
03:00:41 - Credits and closing thoughts

|| Palpatine crashed my computer with the power of all the sith around the 3 hour 7 minute mark, but no footage was lost, save for about 10 seconds worth. This is why there's a weird cut there.