DOUGHFACES
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WORDS ZAC MUSIC HARTMAN
https://zachartman.bandcamp.com
20221206
JAMES BUCHANAN HAD A FEDERALIST CANNON.
HE GOT ELECTED IN EIGHTEEN FIFTY SIX.
IN HIS CABINET THERE WERE DOUGHFACES,
THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY WAS IN THE MIX.
IN EIGHTEEN FIFTY SEVEN THERE WAS A PANIC.
THE DOUGH BOY FOUND OUT HE WAS HISPANIC.
HIS DAD WAS ON MAURY POVICH AND HIS MOM WAS ON JERRY SPRINGER.
HE DECIDED TO LEAVE THE CABINET AND BE A MARIACHI SINGER.
THE DOUGH BOY COULDN’T FIND A BAND TO LET HIM SING,
SO HE STARTED DOING KARAOKE JUST SO HE COULD DO HIS THING.
IT MIGHT HAVE WORKED OUT BETTER BUT THE DOUGH BOY WAS TOO EDIBLE.
THEY STUFFED HIM IN AND OVEN AND THE OUTCOME WAS INCREDIBLE.
THEY MADE THEIR CHRISTMAS COOKIES WITH PILLSBURY DOUGH.
HE SEEMED LIKE THE GINGERBREAD MAN BUT HE WAS JUST TOO SLOW.
IN THE OVEN HE GOT CRISPY BUT HE WAS STILL A LITTLE GOOEY.
WHEN THEY PULLED HIM OUT HIS INSIDES WERE ALL GOOEY AND CHEWY.
DOUGHFACES DON’T RUN RACES.
DOUGHFACES DON’T GO PLACES.
DOUGHFACES DON’T TAKE PACES,
AND DOUGHFACES PARK IN HANDYCAP SPACES.
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