CAL AND THE CALORIES - Greatest Assssssssssssssssssssssssss

Описание: Yes, that's the actual name of the tape. And yes, I absolutely DO need to have all 26 s's.

A soon as I heard that first muddy, distorted bass line, I knew I was in for somethin' good. This is Cal & The Calories, the Dr. Jekyll of Meyer's projects if Lumpy & The Dumpers is Hyde. They're an eccentric pop-punk band from St. Louis who loves playin' crazy melodic an' boppin' music almost as much as they love spuds. Hard to not be enamored by Cal's sneering vox or the noxious grooves playin' from your sound-box. This tape is a compilation of everything they've released thus far, including their demo, the calsingle, the Bastard In A Yellow Suit Ep, and the Marty Plays Marky CS (covers of "My Butt" and "Probably Pete" by MW1 and Z-Turds respectively). They even threw in two slimy-and-unprocured-as-fuck tracks that were never released. Go fuckin' bonkers you punk-baby turds.

I just included the music parts of this hefty cassette. It seems that they were taped over a radio play or somethin', so I decided not to even bother ripping them. Sorry if you were looking forward to the adventures of "Project Mastodon". And stay tuned, you millennial freakazoids, cuz the Four Nights of Fright is nearly upon us...

TRACK LIST:
Jackhamma - 0:00
My Calorie - 2:29
PhD - 4:21
Bastard In A Yellow Suit - 6:06
Pain In My Ass - 7:50
Plop! - 9:35
Splish Splash - 11:42
My Spud - 13:29
Calorie Anthem - 14:40
I Used To Be A Cheesepuff - 15:23
Matta A Time - 16:34
Addicted 2 Spuds - 19:13

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