OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER! (Live from Tazavesh Streets of Wonder Festival)

Описание: Straight from Myza's Oasis, just for you monkeys out there.

Alright! Dis one got little backstory, yes? Listen good.

Me and da other Murderhobo, we at da Tazavesh Streets of Wonder Festival, yeah? Walkin’ around like big important heroes, enjoyin’ fancy Etherial shiny-things and smell of overpriced spices. Very cultural. Very refined.

Den we stomp into dis place — Myza’s Oasis. Big crowd. Big noise. Bad music. REAL bad. Band on stage playin’ like murloc stuck in cooking pot. Crowd boo so hard I think roof gonna collapse. Dey kick da band off stage! With feet! Glorious!

I laugh. Like idiot. Big orc laugh. “Hah! Play better next time!”

Den someone in crowd squint at me. Point finger. Yell:
“HEY! Murderhobo here! Make way! Put dem on stage!”

Before we can say “maybe no,” swarm of Hozen — crazy monkeys — push us, grab us, throw us up on stage like sack of turnips. No consent. Only chaos.

Now we stand dere. On stage. Crowd screamin’. No instruments. No plan. No brain.

We look at each other.

We grab da instruments da last band leave behind. Still warm. Probably cursed. Start tunin’ strings, bangin’ drums, prayin’ to whatever listens to idiots.

And den — inspiration hit me like ogre with chair.

I write dis song. Two minutes. TWO. While we tune. Pure genius. Or pure disaster. Hard to tell difference.

Den we play.

And by miracle — or threat of violence — crowd love it.

Lucky for you, little goblin in audience record whole thing with strange noisy machine full of gears and sparks. So now you hear it too.

Dis da song.

Hope you like. If not… well. Too late.

Lyrics:

OOK!
OOK!
OOK!

MAY ALL THE HOZEN PLEASE STAND UP?
HOZEN!!!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

[VERSE 1]

Jabber jabber
Blikkety brain
Brokker wikket
Me insane

Drink drink boogaloo
Slerp slerp dook
Okie-dook
OOK YOU DOOKMANKERS!

[CHORUS]

ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
OOK! OOK! OOK! IN THE DOOKER!
OOK! DOOK! OOK! DOOK!

[VERSE 2]

Mank mank
Blikkin’ hork
Slap-slap
GROOK! GROOK!

Juju jab-jab
Nib nib shinies
Dookin’ ookin’
LOUDER YOU MONKEYS!

[CHORUS]

ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
ME GONNA OOK! IN THE DOOKER!
OOK! DOOK! OOK! DOOK!

[BRIDGE]

OOK OOK
DOOK DOOK
OOK OOK
DOOK DOOK

OOK OOK
DOOK DOOK
OOK OOK
DOOK DOOK

OOK OOK
DOOK DOOK
OOK OOK
DOOK DOOK

ME NO THINK
ME NO STOP
ME GO OOK
TILL YOU DROP

[FINAL CHORUS]

ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK!

IN! THE! DOOKER!
IN! THE! DOOKER!
IN! THE! DOOKER!

OOK!
DOOK!
OOK!
DOOK!

[OUTRO]

Okie-dook.
Mopey-dope.

Now you listen closely
I want to hear you SHOUT
We have to go full bananas!
SING LOUDER YOU MONKEYS!

[CHORUS]

ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK!

IN! THE! DOOKER!
IN! THE! DOOKER!
IN! THE! DOOKER!

ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK!

IN! THE! DOOKER!
IN! THE! DOOKER!
IN! THE! DOOKER!

ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK!

[Made with Suno AI.]