An Ode to King Charles the Third | Sammy J (S5 Ep31)

Описание: S.J. Paterson returns with a tribute to our new ruler. #SammyJ
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I was sitting down to dinner when the doorbell did a ringer.
It was Gary from next door, he wore a frown.
And fighting back the tears, he said, "This is what we feared.
They'll have to change the ending to The Crown."

"Bugger me," I vexxed. "That was on my watchlist next.
Can you bring me up to speed and do a spoiler?"
He said, "That boy in series one, well he's just farewelled his mum,
and that means he's becoming even royaller."

I said, "The actor or the person? Is it real or just rehearsin'?
'Cause it's hard to know these days which bits are true."
He said, "Take me at my word, that bloke is now King Charles the Third.
So we'll be licking him on stamps before we're through."

I said, "What the bloody hell? I mean, the Queen's all good and well,
but the King of Oz? That sounds a little rough.
What skills does he display? Is being born his resumé?
For it seems to be a monarch that's enough."

'Cause any fan of modern history appreciates the mystery
of just how he's allowed to be the King
when others who've divorced have had to choose a different course,
but then they changed the rules. So, yeah, nah, good for him.

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