Second City Television 90 - Steve and Edie

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STEVE:
I married you, you were young and now you're older,
you were shy but now you're bolder,
What was hot is now much colder!

EYDIE:
I married you, and every day has been a bad one,
Don't think you're the only sad one,
I'd take my own life--if I had one!

TOGETHER:
Dogface! You're just a slimy little creep!
Why don't you take a flying leap,
Before the dogcatcher puts you to sleep!

EYDIE:
Your breath's so bad, and your BO's quite offensive,
Soap and water's not expensive,
Hey, don't you be so defensive!

STEVE:
You make me puke,
Like a gargoyle you're grotesque, dear!

EYDIE:
You're the bird-poo in my nest, dear!

STEVE:
Why don't we give it a rest, dear?

STEVE:
Dogface!

EYDIE:
Warthog!

STEVE:
Slug!

TOGETHER:
Hey look at it this way now!
I wish that you would go and take a flying leap,
Before the dogcatcher puts you to sleep!

STEVE:
Your life's a joke!

EYDIE:
Your creation was satanic,
Truly evil--

STEVE:
People panic
Near you!

EYDIE:
You hosebag!

STEVE:
You're just a sleazy shrew!

(scat singing)

EYDIE:
I could kill myself for letting
You talk me into a wedding!

STEVE:
Yes, I know it's so upsetting!

EYDIE:
Why did I ever promise you my hand?

STEVE:
'Cause it's all that I could stand!
If I had the rest--

EYDIE:
--You'd have the best!

TOGETHER:
I hate your guts,
And you've made my life a nightmare,
Thinking that I really might care,
I do... God help me!
Why do I STILL LOVE YOU!?