Bank Robber's Getaway Bike STOLEN 😭 Dumbest Criminal Ever (True Story)

Описание: He tried to rob a bank on a bicycle…and then someone stole his getaway bike.

This is the true crime saga of “Bad Idea Benny” – a 34‑year‑old mini‑mart worker from Hamilton, Ontario who watched one X‑Games documentary, read one Reddit manifesting thread about “money is just energy,” and decided his shortcut to a pro BMX career was…bank robbery.

He rolls up on his trusty Huffy, parks it outside like a villain in a kid’s cartoon, strolls into the bank with sunglasses, a mask, and a multicolored scarf, and slides the teller a note like it’s a dinner bill.

The only problem? The teller is built different and shuts him down faster than the Wi‑Fi at your cousin’s house.

Humiliated, Benny sprints back outside to make his dramatic escape…only to discover plot twist number two: his bike is gone. Stolen. Vanished. While he was failing at his dream job as a bank robber, a “fellow delinquent” was thriving at theirs as a bike thief, riding off into the sunset on the very getaway vehicle he relied on.

With no wheels, Benny does the only thing he can do now—he runs, Forrest‑Gump style, up and down Upper Paradise Road like a Looney Tunes character who hasn’t looked down yet.

Now police are looking for not one but two stars of this comedy of errors:

The wannabe bank robber:
● a white male, 5'4"–5'8", long multicolored scarf, black sunglasses, blue surgical mask – basically an undercover fashion blogger with terrible life choices.

The bike thief:
● dressed in all black like a discount ninja, somewhere out there living his best life on a brand‑new stolen bike.

Beyond the laughs, this story low‑key comes with life lessons:

● If you’re going to rob a bank (don’t), at least get a real getaway vehicle.

● Banks are not piggy banks for adults, and tellers might have more superhero energy than you planned for.

● And if you insist on being a criminal, maybe lock your own bike first.

If you ever think your day is going bad, remember Bad Idea Benny: he woke up planning the heist of the century and ended up going on an unplanned cardio session instead.

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