Bloodbath by Riot 100% (Extreme Demon #4) | Geometry Dash

Описание: I don't even know where to begin with this one. I'm still shocked by the fact that I actually beat this level, after all the misfortune that I had to go through. The fact that I, today, beat the level that younger me considered impossible is just unbelievable. I used to watch Riot's verification video every single damn day on a 4 inch LG Java phone. If only I knew that 5-6 years later, I myself would have beaten the level. Just thinking about it makes me happy looking back on how far I've come. It's just... wow. I'm proud of myself. And I'm proud of fucking all of you who just looked at my bitching and raging and still told me that I can do it. Anyways, onto the stats

Level name: Bloodbath
ID: bro I'm not looking that up do that yourself tf
Attempts: 20396
Enjoyment: 💀/100 (never again oh my God)
Worst fail: 94%

Yeah basically this is the part where I would review each part but seriously, this level just doesn't deserve any more of my time. So all you need to know is

Weo is one of the easiest don't let people call it the second hardest part
Vermillion IS IMPOSSIBLE DONT LET PEOPLE CALL IT THE EASIEST PART
Michigun is pretty overrated, it got consistent after thousands of attempts there and his straightfly is the hardest part, don't let people call the UFO the hardest part, it's not. The ball is hard too and dying at the wave is the definition of a kick in the nuts.
Evasium has to be the definition of unfair because my God I died over dumb hitboxes so many times, and the part is like objectively the easiest but it's right after Michigun so dying there after going through hell is just such a letdown
CRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE HE DOESNT GET CONSISTENT DONT LET PEOPLE TELL YOU OTHERWISE CRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE HE DOESNT GET CONSISTENT DONT LET PEOPLE TELL YOU OTHERWISE CRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE HE DOESNT GET CONSISTENT DONT LET PEOPLE TELL YOU OTHERWISE CRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE HE DOESNT GET CONSISTENT DONT LET PEOPLE TELL YOU OTHERWISE
My God, asonic is just so damn easy EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE UFO CLICK AT 58 WHY DID I DIE LIKE 8 TIMES THERE LIKE HELLO????
Etzer is hell like damn he's like the third hardest part objectively but the most impossible thing ever when your whole body and ballsack is shaking like they're on vibrate mode
Havok: what if I. put an easy demon ufo at the beginning... and THEN. put a hard demon wave... here's the best part... WHAT IF I PUT THE TIGHTEST SHIP IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME, BUT WITH PORTALS AND ORBS, YEAH THATS GREAT GAMEPLAY I only died at the easy demon ufo once from 0 tho so you get a damn pass
Gboy is the ultimate test of nerves, he's actually so damn simple and straightforward but when you're from 0 it feels like that one sweaty far guy cracking 90's but as a part. God damnit why did I die to 94 I could have fluked his part


Anyways that's mostly it thanks for reading and I was originally planning to just copy paste Chinese letters with Joe Biden assassination plot type of things but I'm just so relieved that tomorrow I'll wake up and not have to think about playing this level from 0 ever again. wouldn't recommend

Oh and yeah thumbnail by Potatogiraffe on Twitter he makes bangers


Also like 3rd or 4th Greek victor? idk I'm just one of them now



Greek God sperm going strong