Stormtrooper VLOG #19: Death Star II Grand Opening – with TK‑42Greg

Описание: Meet TK‑42Greg — back on the Death Star. Different station. Fewer walls. More wind. Not technically cleared for tours yet, but already “volunteered” to install the last comm dish with Jenkins before the big Grand Opening ceremony.

This is not a formal tour.
This is scaffolding, caffeine logistics, loyalty sashes, and an Emperor cameo that lasted four minutes.
With bonus applause‑o‑meter grading.

🌑 This unauthorized Death Star II Grand Opening report includes:
▪️ Final comm‑dish installation on a moon‑sized “work in progress”
▪️ TK‑Whiskers, still outranking most of the squad
▪️ New map kiosks: bright, fancy, completely unhelpful
▪️ Cube Row “premium” review (Pepperroid Melt, “vegetable” omelet cube, and more)
▪️ Pre‑speech punch rave (tastes like allegiance and floor wax — five stars)
▪️ Bravo Squad karaoke… and then vanishing
▪️ Loyalty banners going up, then coming down twice as fast
▪️ The applause‑o‑meter lockdown (yes, that’s a thing now)

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Helmet cam ON. TK‑42Greg… still reporting.

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📍 Location: Death Star II — Outer Scaffolding, Cube Row, Grand Auditorium, Quadrant Bunks (loyalty observation in effect)

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