My Life In Missouri - Rap

Описание: I thought how people do draw my life, I would do a rap my life.
Sorry for the bad mic quality I am trying to get a better one.

Official Lyrics:
Let me tell you the short story of my life
Where everyday I would sit livin’ in strife
Comin’ home from school to angry dad
No one cared it made me very sad

I then developed this very fun issue
That made you think no one would even miss you
Then we had to moved to place in Missouri
Un-ironically the place was fucking Misery

Let me tell you, that place was fucking fun
Fights left and right; worst school in history-done
We had a neighbor, thought she was the shit
Pulled our plug once or twice, that fucking bitch

As I walked down the street, I noticed something wrong
My sister running from the neighbor, pointing at her dog
I got home and I heard what she had said
I thought to myself “FUCK YOUR FUCKING DEAD!”

~Musical Pause~

The next day, we had called the cops
Took her to court, then she fucking stopped
She said “sorry, I was in the wrong”
“We should stay and keep our distance long”

Then in time, we had met another
A fucking fatass kid and his stupid little brother
Let me tell you, these two were quite the pair
Always doing stupid shit, that we would always dare

Then it all started one day, I was in school
He was walking down the hall, thinking that he was really cool
He said “Meet me at the block unless your chicken”
When I heard his words it had made my body fucking stiffen

I had never been in a fight before
I just wanted to run and lock all the fuckin’ doors
For once I was scared for my life
What if he pulled out his fucking pocket knife

~Musical Pause~
I went outside to go play some basketball
When I went out there you will not believe who I saw
His skin dark as night, playing with the other kids
With his flabby ass, I would take all my fuckin’ bids

As I said he stopped me on the side
He tried to punch me, and I stopped him in mid stride
I kicked him in his fucking dick
As he lays and wallows he says “You prick”

Don’t blame me; you took the step
You were just the one who ended in mishap
As he stands, he takes my sisters ball
I think “Oh now this is going to be your fall”

As I go to get the ball, he fucking charges me
I make a swift move, and he falls to my feet
His brother then proceeds to jump on my back
Then I slam down with a with a big ol’ CRACK!