Varrock Mixtapes - I Bought a GF But She Was a Guy

Описание: You can catch me at the al kharid gate selling ass for 10 gp

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I ruined my life playing runescape daily
My mom said "stop, or you'll never get the ladies"
thats bullshit
i bought a gf at varrock
30 gp by the hour sucking thick cocks
ayy
but then he told me hes a guy
he made a female alt for the money and he lied
for the gold
man
im appalled that he would do that
70 finesse for the ritual of mahjarrat
took him down to edgeville cause im running out of patience
asked him for my money back or else he'd get the blade and then
he jumped the wildy border like a refugee invasion
i cut him down and took his shit like earthquakes to Hatians
Im not a one trick pony
Had a good run back in 2012 kony
ran a dice clan
I did a lot of stuff homie
made a yew bot porno with a handheld sony
no conscience
i botted hard and i macroed
gunned down twice by the mods like im rambo
faked diabetes like a young twitch streamer
emilyispro you're a real dank memer
thats an old joke
are ya really that dumb folks
donate for cancer that shit was all a hoax
and her paypal and patreon you must've had a stroke
do yourself a favor go and tie yourself a rope
ayy
not funny
no talent
i make shit
late at night, coke fueled, affinated im celebrated
falador massacre should've waited im hated i made it
happen on the day that we sated our underrated bets
back in duel arena on the day that we met
i made 100 mil staking shit i didn't even have yet
then i blew it all buying whips gonna flip stock
one week later they all crashed and im still in shock