🔥 Top 20 Quotes of George Burns - Comedian

Описание: Top 20 Quotes of George Burns:
🌠 First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
🌠 There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.
🌠 I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.
🌠 Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
🌠 You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
🌠 I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
🌠 I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
🌠 You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
🌠 It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
🌠 And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'
🌠 When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it's time to turn out the lights.
🌠 Lots of people have asked me what Gracie and I did to make our marriage work. It's simple - we don't do anything. I think the trouble with a lot of people is that they work too hard at staying married. They make a business out of it. When you work too hard at a business you get tired; and when you get tired you get grouchy; and when you get grouchy you start fighting; and when you start fighting you're out of business.
🌠 Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.
🌠 I'd rather be over the hill than under it.
🌠 People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
🌠 If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
🌠 I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
🌠 I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
🌠 The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
🌠 In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
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🖎 Author: George Burns
♛ Career: Comedian
📅 Life: January 20, 1896 - March 9, 1996
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