N7PAC – Santa Stole My Drugs [Official Audio]

Описание: Lament with "Santa Stole My Drugs" – a Christmas song that brings a funky twist to the holiday season. With its healthy dose of cheeky humor, this track reimagines Christmas in a way you've never heard before. Slick vocals drive the story of a holiday gone wrong, as Santa leaves nothing but confusion, an empty stocking, and a shattered Christmas dream. It’s funky and funny, making this one holiday jam you won’t forget.

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Lyrics by N7PAC © 2024:

All I wanted was a white Christmas,
But not one with snow and cheer.
Santa came and cleaned me out,
Left me dry this year.

Santa stole my drugs,
And there ain’t s**t in my stocking.

Ho ho ho, he took my blow,
Left me feeling wrong.
Santa stole my drugs,
The jolly man’s a con.

Rudolph’s nose is shining bright,
But that glow ain’t lighting love.
The sleigh’s all packed with what was mine,
Flying high, not up above.

Ho ho ho, he took my blow,
Left me feeling wrong.
Santa stole my drugs,
The jolly man’s a con.

Rudolph’s nose is shining bright,
But that glow ain’t lighting love.
The sleigh’s all packed with what was mine,
Flying high, not up above.

Ho ho ho, he took my blow,
Left me feeling wrong.
Santa stole my drugs,
The jolly man’s a con.

Santa stole my drugs,
And there ain’t s**t in my stocking.
All I wanted was a white Christmas,
Now it's just those elf b*****ds rocking.

Ho ho ho, he took my blow,
Left me feeling wrong.
Santa stole my drugs,
The jolly man’s a con.

Rudolph’s nose is shining bright,
But that glow ain’t lighting love.
The sleigh’s all packed with what was mine,
Flying high, not up above.

Ho ho ho, he took my blow,
Left me feeling wrong.
Santa stole my drugs,
The jolly man’s a con.

Santa stole my drugs,
And there ain’t s**t in my stocking.
All I wanted was a white Christmas,
Now it's just those elf b*****ds rocking.

Ho ho ho, he took my blow,
Left me feeling wrong.

Ho ho ho, he took my blow,
Left me feeling wrong.
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