What's This? — Rocket League PARODY — Nightmare Before Christmas

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Lyrics:
What's this? What's this?
I’m whiffing everywhere
What's this?
I’m missing in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be losing, wait up, guys, this isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
I’m running out of boost
What's this?
Grand champions, introduced
What's this?
The pitch is filled with insane champions bragging
Everybody here is nagging, have I possibly gone lagging?
What is this?
What's this?

Opponents shooting long balls
instead of whiffing clears,
They're busy passing balls
And absolutely no one's missed,
There's boost in every engine
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my team I see the noobs
That joined on just my side

Oh, look
What's this?
They're flying off the wall, they score
Why that looks so insane, annoyed
They're gathering around to bump my goalies
And they can’t even avoid ‘em
What's this?

What's this?
In here, they've got a batmobile, how queer
And who would ever think
And why?
They're dribbling the ball atop their car
and delayed flick it over me and all my teammates every time
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
This looks div 4
This looks div 4
Oh, could it be the game before,
Rank up?

Oh my, what now?
The champions win kick off
But look, the goalie drove right off
Defense, no player there to jump and save it
Or wall clear it, only boost collecting scrubs secure inside their corners
What's this?

The teammates are all missing
And the clear balls can't be found
And in their place there seems to be bad whiffing all around
Instead of saves, I swear I can hit nothing in the air
The miss of balls and boosts are absolutely everywhere
The whiffs, the fakes
They're everywhere, and no mistake
I've never felt so bad before,
This GC rank beyond this match is out of reach
I simply cannot get it done
I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
What is this?
Promotion match? Hmm....