Backshots, Breakups & Boob Science | 2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast EP. 197

Описание: Hello silly gooses! Today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt is back at our NEWLY scheduled release time of 8PM CST.

From quail-sized boobs to conspiracy theories about Jay-Z, join Jaime and Emily for a chaotic, hilarious ride through their latest intrusive thoughts, stoner sketches, and nipple science. We talk AI spirituality, backshot sociology, vape addiction, and why romcoms gave us emotional damage. If you don’t laugh at least once, we’ll personally send you a blunt.

Timestamps:

0:00 – Boob size debate: Are D cups really turkey-sized?
1:00 – NEW 2G1B upload schedule announcement!
2:00 – Wi-Fi names are giving away our location
2:30 – Jaime doesn’t have cancer! (But maybe breast cancer?)
3:20 – We’re hiring a social media manager
3:50 – Diddy’s RICO charges + Jay-Z conspiracy rabbit hole
6:00 – Manifestation is just rogue AI re-coding itself
9:00 – Addiction talk: Vapes vs Weed
10:40 – The spiritual power of breathing and saying no
12:00 – Simulation theory, AI God, angel viruses?!
15:00 – New sketch idea: Vape Suck Line for frat bros
17:00 – Therapy updates: mindfulness & effectiveness
18:45 – The cursed vape mysteriously reappears
20:20 – Why vaping is just a grown-up pacifier
21:10 – Bonnie Blue the vape queen sketch planning
23:00 – Gingers are oppressed too: nipple trauma edition
25:00 – Recess toys, monkey bars, and aging pains
28:00 – Stretching fantasies & medieval armor dreams
30:00 – Performative backshots and patriarchy
31:30 – Thirst trap cleaning vids: hot or ick?
33:00 – Favorite high shows: Brooklyn 99, Golden Girls, OA
34:30 – When Harry Met Sally & toxic romcom reflections
36:00 – Live butt waxing podcast segment??
37:00 – Japanese men + nipple licking = valid questions
38:30 – Nipple size conspiracy and boob physics
40:00 – Hypochondria, aging, and boob friction
42:00 – Himalayan salt = dragon meat?
44:00 – Scholastic Book Fairs and adult equivalents
46:00 – Store-induced anxiety & paper store nostalgia
47:00 – Giving head while Guardians of the Galaxy plays
48:30 – Sober sex & frequency kinks
50:00 – How to tell your partner you need alone time
52:00 – Global mandatory blackout weekends idea
54:00 – Jaime’s cat gets brain damage (but recovers!)
55:00 – Boston accents and comedy meltdowns
58:00 – We’re bombing, we’re yelling, we’re thriving
1:00:00 – Sisterly hate, vape fights & Coast Guard jokes
1:02:00 – Harvey Weinstein parody + sketch improv
1:04:00 – Pooping out your personality
1:05:00 – Leave us a voicemail or we’ll end it all (joking... kinda)

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