MSU CHM - Fun Right Now

Описание: MSU College of Human Medicine Class of 2017
Written, Directed and Produced by Josh Simon
Filmed and Edited by Timothy Montoya
Background Music by B.o.B.

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Lyrics:
[CHORUS]
Could we pretend that textbooks and coursepacks are my dates tonight?
I could really use some sleep right now, sun right now, fun right now.
Could we pretend that first year of med school is like undergrad?
I could really use some sleep right now, sun right now, fun right now.

M1 MSU College of Human Med. Class of 2-0-Seventeen so many years ahead. Still so much time to shadow, do research and pick a field. First gotta get through all these tests, you sure this is high yield?

Four exams this week it's just insensible, but bein' a doctor's in my genes call it congenital. ICCs 8am, can't stay awake, still in REM. Diagnose what it is, 'cause all I do is phys.

Renal math, gotta compute. Hey, water follows solute! Got that histo, H&E, goblet cells, muscousy. Thursdays Histo lab, easy questions, automatic. Dr. Brewer, head & neck, touch my face, it's zygomatic.

Can't wait to be a doctor, pass those tests, please that proctor. Surgery, internal med, order scans, wear some lead.

But we got a long path til the day that we match, so much time, so many tests, time to grow, like Marc's 'stache.

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I live in Rad, that's my house. This is Netter. He's my spouse. Got no windows in the basement, EL-GR, what's your placement?

Don't have to leave, gotta eat. Got Jimmy John's right down the street. Walk to Fee in the rain, wait an hour for the train.

I haven't seen the sun so I'm vitamin deficient, still in the cave, 10 hours straight, I'm Facebook-Twitter inefficient.

Don't wanna study so I'm sleeping, don't tell me that I'm wrong. Procrastination is my hobby, now who wants to go in Pong?

EL Probs is what it's known, like when we have no microphones. Like when we're learning bout digestion, "Can you please repeat the question?"

Got Dr. Jenny, Toriello, Paganini's wearing yellow. Got Fitzsimmons coming atcha, talk bout all kinds of fascia.

So little time, so much class. Get that MD just gotta Pass. I get excited, I convulse, feel my jugular venous pulse.

Auscultate and percuss. NURS that emotion, let's discuss. Work on those skills, get his vitals. Workin toward that MD title.

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Feel my heart it's tachycardic. Burning protein it's aspartic. So drink up, it's diuretic, keep it down, antiemetic.

Take a breath, use the phrenic. Feel the pain, no anesthetic. My flow is hot, it's exergonic. Since I was born, that's embryonic.

We gon' be doctors, just you wait. So get excited, Glutamate. In four years we'll be prescribing, you won't be able to read our writing.

Graduation is the aim, earn that MD next to our name. For now goodbye, from me and them, MSU CHM.