Pouncer passes the dog park.

Описание: I posted a video of an encounter Pouncer had with a German Shepherd Husky mix named Shilo last week. In it I was walking Pouncer in a remote area of a park when a couple walking him turned and headed toward us. I'm still not sure why they did this, but they were sweet people, and all Shilo wanted was to play with Pouncer. Now Pouncer LOVES DOGS. There are countless videos of him playing with them. He even rescued a puppy once. So what if he humps them a little (If they'd stop whining about it, maybe I wouldn't have to wash his sticky teddybear every day. N keep your judgments to yourself. It's not like humans are so secure in their identities these days). So anyway, the thing is, Pouncer just gets scared of sus new people walking at him. Watch the video, n you'll find it obvious that the combination of the dog and people overwhelmed poor ole Pouncer
So yeah, he bolted faster than an Alabamian hoe hoe's panties hit floors. Pouncer ran from them so fast that the retractable leash a high pitched screech like an unfed Minnesota protester. N he took my arm with him. Thoughts of flying into another dimension where people can't even clap for strippers filled my mind. They made me sad. This video has already gotten tens of millions of millions of views on numerous platforms from people across the globe. Some think it's funny. Some are taken by the singularity of an encounter of a dog with a cat so big. But the overwhelming majority are utterly obsessed with one question and one alone: Which would win in a fight? There are already tens of thousands of comments from people fighting over which would win. They're so invested in it too, n oh the scenarios they pose. I'm telling you, they truly believe their pet's good name is on the line. Just imagine a rooster that believes the sun comes up just to hear him cock-a-doodle-do. They're confident but as sharp as mashed potatos. Their pet's rep inspires their Jihad. One should admire such devotion. Now this little short has made me a few hundred extra bucks, n I shouldn't complain. It comes at a good time too cuz I've been poor like an Ethiopian dog since hosting the party in SC last week where I traded my dignity for that Bolivian milf (But ooh those two dairy farms...). But I still gotta ask: Why do they care so much? Do they think dogs are planning to attack Catland like wut, it's Greenland? Do they believe cats will cause an insurrection in Dogland as if they're headquartered in the Capitol? Dimwits from far and wide have weighed in... vehemently. N they're pissed too. They're stomping up each other's asses like they're mud holes. The insults fly. One woman told another, "I'm ashamed something like this out of my body". Yup it was her daughter. They talk about Pouncer shredding this n the dog chomping that, and they do it with such gusto you'd think they'd mortgaged their house to place bets. So while the Jewish part of me hopes they go at it forever and buy me a harem of black women with dem lips, another wonders why these people have gone so feral. I've put up fourteen thousand videos in three years on YouTube. THIS is one they they fight over? The dog people sound like a cat stole the fries from their Happy Meal. The crazy cat people defend cats' fighting skills like they've been living in a lifelong rainforest only to find out it was dog people peeing on them. How can they have so much time on time on their hands? With everything in my life, I'm happy to find time to slam my slutty neighbor. What gives? Can someone please explain?
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