I'm Not An Elf! I'm Just Short! - A Very Ulfhednar Christmas (Vol 1) - Ulfhednar AImusic

Описание: 🎄🔥 I’M NOT AN ELF! I’M JUST SHORT! | CHRISTMAS METAL 🔥🎄

This is not a cheerful Christmas song.

Track 3 From A Very Ulfhednar Christmas (Vol 1)

This is an angry, hostile, profanity-laced Christmas metal anthem driven by harsh female vocals, thrash riffs, and pure seasonal rage. A middle finger to Christmas clichés, retail misery, lazy jokes, and anyone who thinks December is an excuse to be a prick. Fast, aggressive, and unapologetically furious — this track blends thrash metal, metalcore, hardcore beatdowns, and dark humour into a festive meltdown.

No jingle bells.
No cheer.
Just rage.

❄️ PERFECT FOR

✔ Angry Christmas playlists
✔ Metalheads who hate festive nonsense
✔ Hardcore / thrash fans
✔ Anti-Christmas humour
✔ Gym rage / moshpit energy
✔ Anyone who’s worked retail in December

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Best experienced loud.
Even better with headphones.
Not suitable for Christmas dinner.

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