No Crocs, No Poop & Airline Rage | Hold My Baby Ep. 6

Описание: This episode starts with smiling anger (the most dangerous kind), detours into crying on airplanes, and somehow lands squarely on **why Crocs are ruining society**, why airline seating should come with photos, and why **your child is absolutely not allowed to poop in our house**.

Erik and Kira cover:

Crying on planes over movies you thought were harmless
Why airlines should let you preview seatmates
Passive-aggressive airplane survival strategies
Pajamas, presentation, and parenting standards
Sleepovers, pull-ups, and crimes against plumbing

If you’ve ever said “not in this house” — congratulations, you’re one of us.
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00:00 – Intro & welcome back
02:19 – Crying on planes over “surprise sad” movies
06:46 – Airlines should show seatmate photos
10:27 – The exit row seat thief incident
15:15 – The “Karen cough” survival tactic
16:21 – HOLD MY BABY: Crocs are a hard no
19:57 – Dirty feet, no socks, no shame
21:24 – Kids jumping on couches = immediate no
22:10 – Begging, boundaries, and house rules
23:06 – Dry humping couches & parenting other people’s kids
27:00 – Sleepovers & kids who are not ready
29:15 – Chocolate fingerprints that look like crimes
31:19 – Zero tolerance: no Crocs, no poop
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We’re not saying we’re right — We’re just saying we’re consistent.
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