Game Thinking: The REAL reason ASH could NOT beat the Elite Four (Pokemon)

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This dandy interlude of expositions and refrains takes us along to the next video in our poke-theory journey. An introduction to the spinning circumaural, flat sphere, extends respite as we chronicle the life of Ash and his way through the Pokemon Trials of Tournament championship. Sprite analysis is the wedge we use to anvil god (in the form of humanities collective knowledge) into a higher sphere of understanding. We discover the truth behind Ash’s effective dismantlement of the expectations the towering leagues pose upon the happenstance 11 years old pokemon trainer.
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BOOOOOOM!!! THAT’S THE SOUND OF MY 5 STAR WANTED LEVEL IN GTA THREE!!! BLAM!!!! THAT’S THE SOUND OF MY 5 STAR WANTED LEVEL IN GTA FOUR! BOOMALAMALAMAPOW!!!! THAT’S THE SOUND OF MY 5 STAR WANTED LEVEL IN GTA FIVE!!! QUICK, LET ME TELL YOU MY TIP BEFORE THEY CATCH ME:

Always keep your eye on the ball!

HAHAHA, SCREW THEM ALL, I MADE A QUICK GETAWAY! NO POLICE CAR CAN CATCH ME IN MY AWESOME PIMPED OUT CAR WITH MY AWESOME RPG!
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Patthew Mattrick's QOTW:

In the end, it's extra effort that separates a winner from second place. But winning takes a lot more that that, too. It starts with complete command of the fundamentals. Then it takes desire, determination, discipline, and self-sacrifice. And finally, it takes a great deal of love, fairness and respect for your fellow man. Put all these together, and even if you don't win, how can you lose?
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DISCLAIMER: SPRITE ANALYSIS IS ACCURATE, THIS LINE OF QUESTIONING WILL GO NOWHERE. MOTION TO DISMISS. SUSTAINED. MOTION TO STRIKE THIS TESTIMONY FROM THE RECORD. SUSTAINED.

OFFICIAL STATEMENT: The aforementioned “purple rubber mushroom” in this video does not refer to a naughty toy that, no doubt, countless thinkers jumped to the thought of. I assure you, the “purple rubber mushroom” spoken of does not refer to that, I believe I would be aware if that were what it referred to. This “purple rubber mushroom” was a beloved childhood toy that I used solely for CRASHING AGAINST THE WALLS OF MY DAD'S CRAMPED CLOSET, and to be frank, some of you thinkers are making me disappointed to call you my fans. That is all.

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