"I Haven't Seen Old Donald" - Canadian Anti-Trump Song

Описание: "I Haven't Seen Old Donald" is a modern remake of a classic British WWII song. This updated version takes sharp aim at former U.S. President Donald Trump. Infused with satirical wit and Canadian pride, the song calls out chaos, division, and fear-mongering—while celebrating a resilient, independent Canada that won’t be pushed into becoming the "51st state."

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Oh, I haven't seen old Donald for a hell of a time,
I haven't seen old Donald for a hell of a time.
I looked to see if he could run the place,
But all I found was chaos in his face.
Oh, I haven't seen old Donald for a hell of a time,
Guess he can’t lead that broken line.
But if he's the leader of the American tweeter,
No thanks, he’s no neighbour of mine.

[Verse 2]
Oh, they said he’d turn us into the fifty-first,
But we’re no puppet, we won’t come undone.
We stand as Canada, strong and free,
Not some shadow of a failed marquee.
Oh, I haven't seen old Donald for a hell of a time,
His promises just don’t align.
But if he's the leader of the American tweeter,
No thanks, he’s no neighbour of mine.

[Verse 3]
Oh, I haven’t seen old Donald on the world’s stage,
Trying to hide his shame and rage.
Tweets that spark more fear than cheer,
Can’t run a country, that much is clear.
Oh, I haven't seen old Donald for a hell of a time,
His empire’s crumbling, lost its prime.
But if he's the leader of the American tweeter,
No thanks, he’s no neighbour of mine.

[Verse 4]
Oh, I haven’t seen old Donald, but I hear the news,
He stokes the flames and spreads the ruse.
But here in Canada, we keep our pride,
No 51st, no slipping tide.
Oh, I haven’t seen old Donald for a hell of a time,
His chaos ain’t our Canadian rhyme.
But if he's the leader of the American tweeter,
No thanks, he’s no neighbour of mine.

[Verse 5]
Oh, I haven’t seen old Donald, and that’s just fine,
We build a country that’s truly mine.
No orange king can rule our land,
We stand together, hand in hand.
Oh, I haven’t seen old Donald for a hell of a time,
We’re free, we’re strong, we’ll always shine.
But if he's the leader of the American tweeter,
No thanks, he’s no neighbour of mine.
But if he's the leader of the American tweeter,
No thanks, he’s no neighbour of mine.

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