Stinky Butt (Toilet Paper Blues) by Steve Hung

Описание: Original song and music video about the toilet paper shortage during the COVID-19 pandemic. This song is available on my album "Pandemic Blues."

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Lyrics:
That dude, he sure has a stinky butt, from Lord knows what
And Lord knows, he hasn't cleaned down there, since his last roll
That dude, he went down to the store, to buy some toilet paper
The clerk said "we're all sold out, come back later."

That stinky butt, it needs some paper
I need it now, I can't wait later
I need some Charmin, or Angel Soft
Or else I'll have, to use my cloth

That dude, he went online to, order a bidet
Toilet paper's sold out everywhere, it's the only way
He waited, a long long time for, his order to come
But thieves stole, the package from his porch,
and now it's all gone

That stinky butt, it needs some paper
I need it now, I can't wait later
I need some Charmin, or Angel Soft
Or else I'll have, to use my cloth

That dude, he ordered a lot of food, from Uber Eats
It didn't settle, too well in his stomach, right after the feast
He ran, down to the restroom to, empty out his guts
Too bad, he's all out of toilet paper,
now he's got a stinky butt