Bill Burr's HILARIOUS Comeback and Wild Stories Unleashed!

Описание: Bill Burr's HILARIOUS Comeback and Wild Stories Unleashed!
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[48:07-48:30]
Bill Burr attempts to revive the audience's mood after a challenging performance.
digging out of that hole and resurrecting the show before he could actually do his act and it was it was amazing to watch but like he was so mad he was just boiling furious about the whole thing and i get it yeah well he's he's his anger is what makes him funny i think i mean yeah it just drives his humor
[76:32-77:38]
A humorous conversation unfolds about windmills and their absurd effects on health.
The windmills will give eagles cancer and birds will be falling out of the sky and bald guys in New York will be getting ass cancer. I'm confident that it'll be okay. My electrical is coming from the solar panels right now. We're doing rainwater collection to Filtering that and you can get a sewage tank put in anywhere. When I get my ass cancer, I am going to blame you for your dumb worm mill. Blame whoever you want. You'll never find me. I will. We're coming out there to do the show live from, from Towson, New Mexico. Oh, you'll see me at shows, but like you're at my place, boy, I could give you the GPS coordinates. You still wouldn't be able to find it. My ass cancer. It will zoom in on the windmill. I got off road tires. I'll get there. I feel like I'm jinxing myself by keep saying this ass cancer thing. I'm probably, I'm going to, it's like one of these things I'm joking about. I'm joking about. And then, haha, jokes on you.
[102:00-102:58]
A virtual talk show introduces funny online polls, including bizarre topics like 'ass cancer'.
Ass cancer and brain worms got together to sponsor this program let me just bring up there is a live poll on youtube you can go check it out right now it's youtube.com at mind at mind dog uh slash at mind dog slash community you'll see the poll there would you rather die of brain worms or ass cancer now i have a poll on my youtube page it's which coffee with the dog host do you want to see naked Well, see, look, I have a poll and I'll show it to you if you want. But, you know, I wonder if RFK kisses Trump's ass enough, if it'll turn into ass worms and then, you know, ass worms. 20 24. Hmm. I'm seeing if there's any votes yet on this dopey poll. I'd buy that T-shirt. Anybody voting on my dopey poll? I want to see people voting on my dopey poll. I voted on the favorite costume movie.
[111:54-112:17]
The hosts announce the birth of Justin Bieber's child, humorously referring to it as a 'Bieber baby.'
So first showbiz news story here. Please bring out your gifts and your dowries because a new spawn has entered the world. Justin Bieber and his wife, Haley, welcome their baby. So there's now a Bieber baby. Oh, great. A Bieber baby.
[146:03-147:30]
A funny story is shared about an accidental explosion in an RV leading to partial baldness.
Or do you just stand really close to the fire during the papusa tuck rituals? The first time I actually experienced like partial baldness was, here's the story. I was living in Florida in a trailer, a RV. And we got, me and my friend got a pizza, a frozen pizza and stuck it in the oven and we were playing cards and getting high. And like a half hour later, check on the pizza and nothing was cooked. It still was frozen, dead frozen. And he said, oh, you got to light the pilot light. Now, consider the gas had been on in a RV for a half hour at that point. And I said, oh, I'll light the pilot light. Give me your lighter. And I stuck my head all the way in the oven. And it was like a Daffy Duck thing. It was click one, click two, and on the third click, ba-boom! And the entire fucking RV lit up the park with a big blue flame they could see for fucking miles. And it blew me back into the wall. And it burned off all my hair, singed my eyelashes together. I could not open my eyes. And half my mustache was burned off. And I just remember Jeff saying, are you okay? And I was like, I don't know. Do I look okay? He said I was totally covered in black because the hair had gone to ashes and covered me. Madman, don't you know me, Madman?