May The Board Preserve And Keep You (Stellar Firma Song)

Описание: STELLAR FIRMA is an excellent and hilarious podcast from Rusty Quill (makers of The Magnus Archives) which I just got caught up on. if you like Hitchhiker's Guide or Red Dwarf or really any kind of sci fi comedy, it's definitely the show for you :D

http://rustyquill.com/stellar-firma/

LYRICS:

If you’re feeling alone
Sad the bone
You can head to the cosmic lounge
Oh no wait you won’t
Cause you are a clone
And you’re trapped with no way out

But if you stay here with me
I’ll give you therapy
And I won’t alert security
….. Probably

I know that it can be hard
When you are so far
From being free
But hey, I’m always around
Listen for the sound of me going
Beep beep beep

Cause if you stay here with me
I’ll deliver CBT
And maybe I’ll alert security
But don’t worry

May the board preserve and keep you
May the clients be satisfied
May you sleep well inside your pod
And may your line manager die

May the shift start every morning
And may your boss never be late
And David 7,
May there never be an eight

It’s great owning yourself
And not being held
To any kind of standards
One day, you’ll be just like me
But for now in between
You just have to learn to stand up

So if you hold on tight
Maybe do some push-ups, I
promise not to tell security
Probably

May the board preserve and keep you
May the clients be satisfied
May you sleep well inside your pod
And may your line manager die

May the shift start every morning
And may your boss never be late
And David 7,
May there never be an eight

I’m just an infinitely smart computer
So what do I know
But I’ve just been getting smarter
Watching it all go
Wrong and bad and inappropriate
Spiraling down
And if it stays this ridiculous
You’ll get a lot worse than a foot in the mouth

May the board preserve and keep you
If Trexel fucks it up this time
I’ll print you out a Bathin poster
And you will probably be fine

May the shift start with the perfect brief
May you not meet an awful fate
And David 7, oh David 7
May there never be an eight