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Описание: 🎧 Radiated Balls (Fallout Parody)
From the wasteland vaults of PorksTV Music — a darkly comedic anthem where nuclear satire meets old-world swing.
Oh Putin, Putin… what have you done to my tennis balls? 🎾☢️

🎙 Artist: Porks
🏷 Label: PorksTV Music
📅 September 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM

🩶 Inspired by the Fallout series and the absurdity of post-apocalyptic politics — when humor is the only thing that survives the blast.

🩸 Lyrics:
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Radiated Balls

Verse 1 (Swing/Rap hybrid):
Step in the fallout, the sky’s neon green
Uncle Joe’s testing bombs in the backyard scene
Geiger counter’s singing like a jazz sax blow
I sip my root beer, but the radiation grows

Neighbors in hazmat, do the jitterbug dance
Casseroles glowing, grandma’s in a trance
I check my thermometer, I’m sweating like a fool
Turns out my privates broke all the nuclear rules

Pre-Chorus (spoken, slightly rap):
Fallout shelters, canned beans and dreams
Dancing with plutonium, nothing’s what it seems
Doc says “Stay calm,” but I can’t be sedated…

Chorus (chanty, funny, everyone joins):
My balls are radiated!
My balls are radiated!
Glow in the dark, can’t be deflated!
My balls are radiated!

Verse 2:
Atomic socks drying on the line outside
Glow sticks in my pockets, paranoia’s my guide
Moon landing news? Who gives a damn?
I’m too busy counting neutrons with my ham

Lunchbox buzzing like a Geiger parade
Mom says “Eat spinach!” but I’m glowing jade
Cat’s hair stands on end, dogs start to pray
Yeah, my junk’s lit up like a nuclear buffet

Pre-Chorus (rapy swing):
Radon in my bathtub, isotopes in my tea
Dancing in my underwear with plutonium glee
I call the doctor, he says “Son, you’re overrated…”

Chorus (chanty, everyone joins again):
My balls are radiated!
My balls are radiated!
Glow in the dark, can’t be deflated!
My balls are radiated!

Bridge (synthwave, eerie/retro):
Zap! Boom! Nuclear moon!
Do the radioactive cha-cha in my living room
Fission, fusion, confusion, delusion
Even my socks have a glowing illusion

Outro (swing/chant mashup):
Everybody dance, but don’t touch my nads!
Atomic jitterbug, best you’ve ever had
My balls are radiated!
My balls are radiated!

💣 Credits:
Written and produced by Porks.
Vocals arranged and performed under PorksTV Music.
Concept parody inspired by Fallout (Bethesda Softworks).
© 2025 PorksTV Music. Parody work under fair use.
Unauthorized reproduction or redistribution prohibited.

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