Shello interviews you for a job (YOU ARE COOKED) | ASMR

Описание: Welcome back dumb roleplays! And also welcome back soft speaking! I instantly thought of this when dags posted their job interview video.

Also this video is in FULL mockery to the job market right now, genuinely sorry for any of you who are desperately searching for work right now! I can't find any part time jobs so I'm relying on my channel and kofi. Nobody wants to hire gen Z :( Or just hire ANYONE in general.


dags's video:    • asmr job interview (ur not getting in bro)  

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Timestamps~
0:00 Intro
0:25 Welcome to the interview!
1:45 What's your name?
2:07 Date of birth?
2:24 How old are you?
2:45 What are your hobbies?
3:30 Do you have 15 years of experience?
4:09 Do you have a degree? oh i mean.. masters..
5:55 What are you strengths?
6:25 what's your biggest weakness?
7:24 where do you see yourself in 5 years?
8:09 what are some qualities you value in a boss?
8:50 tell me about a conflict you had with someone
10:58 Do you volunteer..?
11:25 How would your friends describe you?
13:19 What is your expected pay/salary?
13:49 ..okay you're expecting a LOT.
14:20 ..we need to address the elephant in the room..
14:55 what's your GPA...?
15:39 why do you think you're a good fit for this position?
16:25 look, flipping burgers is SERIOUS.
17:17 What is your favorite item on the mcdonalds menu?
17:49 Whats your favorite drink?
18:20 Final Question.
19:15 okay im done, you're AWFUL. LEAVE
21:10 She storms out