Putting Britain First - New British Nationalist Party

Описание: Britain first is the basis of all our party policies and campaigns, (actually we put ourselves first, not Britain first, but that doesn't sound or look too good on our promotional material). Being a British Nationalist Party we will (of course) pander to all forms of bigotry, racism, and xenophobia, that appeals to a lunatic minority of the British people. Our pandering increases with the amount of cash they send us.

BNP leader Nick Griffin is rumoured to have said of our new political party that he fears it sounds the death knell of The BNP (The British National Party). We started that rumour.

Our nationalist political party is a modern irresponsible con to get at your cash. We will use the latest digital technology to spread racism, xenophobia, and bigotry, along with propagating complete bullshit about immigraton and how white people in Britain are being replaced by green people with mauve spots from Johnny foreigner lands. We are only interested in the cash of white supremacists because they deserve to be ripped off, plus they are used to it as they aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

We will campaign by jumping on any bandwagon that we think will persuade people to send us some money.

We will tell you that all the problems in the entire world are because of either muslims, jews, black people, immigrants, passed their sell by date steak pies, and gerbils.

This new shiny British nationalist party will guarantee to make a lot of noise that most in Britain will think is barking mad fascist lunacy, plus we will pretend we give a rats ass about all you plebs that finance us.

Why not join our party and be one of the shrinking band of xenophic bigoted racist nationalist nitwits who still haven't learned how to do joined up writing or tie their own shoelaces?

Oh - remember - DONATE - DONATE - DONATE!! DSS WELCOME!!

God Save The Queen tune in the video was played by Brian May at Buckingham Place in 2002.

P.S. If you are a member of the English Defence League (EDL), we doubt you can join our party as you probably have no money to give us, as you spent it all on Special Brew at your last "punch up" ... oops sorry - we mean "demonstration".

P.P.S. This video is a parody of the formula that most far right parties use to market themselves. Our video is much better than most of their promotional videos though, as their videos tend to be created by people who are only allowed crayons.