The Lonely Jew on Christmas-South Park (Lyrics)

Описание: Mr.Hankey the Christmas Poo (S.1 Eps.9)
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Artwork by: MrScary Joe
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Written Lyrics:
It's hard to be a Jew
On Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph
Cause there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in
Jesus Christ divinity

I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
On Christmas

Hanukkah is nice
But why is it?
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham
I have to eat kosher laktes
Instand of Silent Night
I'm singing Hoo Hach Dol Gavish
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these fucking
Candles tell me please?

I'm a Jew
A lonely jew
I can't be Merry
Cause I'm Hebrew
On Christmas

Hey little boy I couldn't help but hear
You're feeling left out of
Christmas cheer
And I've come to say
That you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you should be glad
Cause it's nice to be a Jew
On Christmas
You don't have to deal
With the season, at all
You don't have to be on your best behavior
Or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house
With your alcoholic family

And I don't have to sit
On some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky
Breath on me

That's right
You're a Jew

A stylin' Jew

It's a good time
To be Hebrew
On Christmas
On Christmas
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