Planning my Funeral

Описание: Join me as I sit down to do something every responsible adult is definitely supposed to do: plan my own funeral.

And by “plan,” I mean absolutely roast the funeral industry for the beautifully overpriced carnival of nonsense that it is.

Why does a box cost more than a used car?

Why is silk involved?

Why does dignity apparently come with a financing plan?

We talk about coffins, cremation upsells, “natural” corpses, funeral home theatrics, and the strange moment when capitalism decided grief needed a premium tier. This is not a cry for help, not a threat, and not a warning—just a darkly comedic look at how ridiculous death planning has become, and how I intend to make my eventual send-off cheap, weird, and deeply uncomfortable for everyone involved.

If you’ve ever looked at funeral pricing and thought, “This feels like a scam wrapped in a hymn,” congratulations—you’re my people.

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