電脳腹痛 / Cyber Stomachache - Banana Samurai

Описание: 🍌⚔️ “Banana Samurai” slices through silence with nu metal/funk swagger — a wild blend of groove, screams, and crunchy breakdowns!
Armed with riffs and potassium, the Banana Samurai fights boredom with funk-fueled fury and dancefloor destruction. 🥋🎸
Catchy, chaotic, and dangerously funky — this track proves that 電脳腹痛 / Cyber Stomachache turns absurdity into power.

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🔊Lyrics:

“Peel the code… sharpen the blade… groove flows…”

Banana sword gleams under neon lights,
バナナ侍, ready for fights.
Skateboard on lava, rhythm insane,
Slap the bass, fire in the vein.
Sushi missiles flying, dodge and weave,
笑えよ, enemies can't believe.
Funky riffs collide with guttural scream,
Chaos and groove, banana dream.

Glide through neon streets, shadows twist,
バナナ侍, strike with a flick of the wrist.
Chains clash, sparks ignite the night,
Bassline pounding, groove takes flight.

Banana Samurai! Dance and slash, take the floor!
Funky riffs collide, we roar and soar!
Slash and spin, neon lights ignite,
バナナ侍, rule the night!

Break the floor with rubber shoes,
バナナ侍, spreading the blues.
Chainsaw guitars shred through the mist,
Bassline punches, can't resist.
Martial flips, noodles in the air,
笑えよ, enemies stare.
Groove drops hard, drums sync tight,
Banana samurai, own the night.

Rocket bananas launch, pierce the sky,
バナナ侍, laugh and fly.
Laser frogs dancing on the rim,
Glitching beats, lights go dim.
Taco ninjas join, spinning the wheel,
笑えよ, every strike is real.
Final groove crush, bassline insane,
Banana samurai, reign the plane!

Slap the bass, guitars chug and grind,
バナナ侍, lose your mind.
Drums explode, disco chaos reigns,
笑えよ, unleash the funk chains.

Banana Samurai! Dance and slash, take the floor!
Funky riffs collide, we roar and soar!
Slash and spin, neon lights ignite,
バナナ侍, rule the night!

“…peel no more… banana samurai remembers…”






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