Escape From Steam - Escape From Tarkov Parody Song

Описание: They said it’s coming to Steam, the hype was loud and clear
But veterans are grumbling, saying “we’ve been here for years”
If you want that integration, gotta pay another fee
Feels like déjà vu, same old Tarkov comedy

Steam won’t save ya, still stuck in the BSG grind
Launcher’s in the middle, you can’t leave it behind
Screenshot sharing, a friend list or two, that’s all you’ll really gain
Steam won’t save ya — Tarkov’s still the same

The Reddit lit like wildfire, salt across the floor
“Why reward the new guys more, and slam the loyal core?”
It’s just a different storefront, no magic hidden door
Still stuck loading loot screens, staring at the spinning door

Steam won’t save ya, still stuck in the BSG grind
Launcher’s in the middle, you can’t leave it behind
Screenshot sharing, a friend list or two, that’s all you’ll really gain
Steam won’t save ya - Tarkov’s still the same

Oh Nikita, we’ve been with you from day one
We bought the packs, we bore the bugs, we watched the beta run
Now Steam is here, the crowd is split in two
Some chasing shiny features, others saying “nothing new”

Steam won’t save ya, still stuck in the BSG grind
Launcher’s in the middle, you can’t leave it behind
Screenshot sharing, a friend-list or two, that’s all you’ll really gain
Steam won’t save ya - Tarkov’s still the same