Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Pilots (Parody Music Video)

Описание: My latest, and possibly greatest ever. A parody of Waylon & Willie's Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys. Available on iTunes and Spotify.

Lyrics:
Pilots are easy to spot cause they’re all the same.
Polyester clown suit big wristwatch wearing type A’s.
FBO t-shirts and New Balance shoes cargo shorts what an ego look on their face.
A big old cell phone from a decade ago proudly strapped to their waist.

Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Pilots. (Pilots)
Don’t let ‘em get addicted to flyin’ those planes
‘Cause all they’ll ever do is just eat and complain.
Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Pilots. (Pilots)
It’ll cost way too much when it gets in their blood
As they commute to the breakfast buffet.

Pilots like sleazy old strip clubs and FBO chairs.
The History Channel and free stuff in airport hotels
It might seem like they just sit around and when they do sometimes it’s never what it seems.
It ain’t wrong that they’re sittin’ you know that they’re gettin’
A bad case of Chronic Fatigue.

Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Pilots. (Pilots)
Don’t let ‘em get addicted to flyin’ those planes
‘Cause all they’ll ever do is just eat and complain.
Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Pilots. (Pilots)
It’ll cost way too much when it gets in their blood
As they eat the free breakfast buffet.

Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Pilots. (Pilots)
Don’t let ‘em get addicted to flyin’ those planes
‘Cause all they’ll ever do is just eat and complain.
Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Pilots.
It’ll cost way too much when it gets in their blood
As they flee from the breakfast buffet.