The Gardening Mechanic

Описание: The Gardening Mechanic - written and performed by Desmond Sun -The Welsh Cowboy.

The Gardening Mechanic - lyrics:
He worked 49 years
Fixing and assembling mechanical parts
The information data gained after all that time
Go onto osteoarthritis, yeah
Also other parts
Of his human machine
Have started to seize up
Guess when you’re running out of oil
Your assembled body starts to rust, that’s true
Now he’s retired to his garden
Tending to the plants
And all their pretty flowers
I hear them sing and see them dance
Thanking Mark, you’re the kindest gardener mechanic
Yes Mark, retired to his garden
His shed and greenhouse too
Diagnosis any problems
For instance plants that need more food
I’m sure all his gardening friends
Are blessing you the bestest man, cool that’s right
Oh cuppa tea now……
Go see whats happening over there
Oh you need a little tweaking
But I like what I can see
Potting round the garden I love it
Another slurp of my tea now
Lovely, yes that’s Mark
retired to his garden
His shed and greenhouse too
Diagnosis any problems
For instance plants that need more food
I’m sure all his gardening friends
Are blessing you the bestest man, cool
They do
Finish this tea off now getting cold gotta go in the house
Oh, see you tomorrow plants….

Written 14th January 2026
by Desmond Sun