A Strange Funeral Joke

Описание: There were two homosexual men, deeply in love, when, tragically, one was killed in a car accident. The surviving partner was naturally deeply distressed, but realised that funeral arrangements had to be made. He arrived at the funeral parlour and was met by the director.

After expressing his sympathies, the Director asked the man about the type of ceremony he would like for his dear departed. "I know this must be distressing for you, but you must decide on the service", he said. "Would you want your partner to be buried?".

"Oh no", replied the gay man, "I couldn't stand the thought of all those worms eating into my dead love".

"A cremation then", asked the Director.

"Never", said the gay man. "I couldn't bear the thought of him being burned".

The director was now puzzled. "Well... what type of funeral would you like then?".

"Well", said the man, "I would like you to cut my dead boyfriend up into tiny small pieces, then place these pieces in a bag, which I will take home tonight".

Now the Director was shocked, "Why in God's name would you want to do that?"

The gay man replied. "Well, I'll take him home, put him in a pot, and make him into a nice hot curry which I will then eat".

"A curry!?!" screamed the Director.

"Yes", said the man, then in the morning I can feel him dribbling out of my arse one last time".