Testing my new camera tripod with the ole C64.

Описание: You may be wondering why you’re not as cool as me. Well, for one thing, I’m the ultimate rebate boy. Oh sure, there are other rebate boys. Buying goods from the manufacturer, filling in the requisite forms, and then mailing them off in the hopes that six to eight weeks later a check reiumbursing them for most of their cost will arrive in the post. But have these other rebate boys ever stopped to consider what sets me, their absolute superior in every way, apart from the Greebaet Unwashed?

Of course they haven’t, you twingemaster. You master of twinge. If you’d only stop mastering twinge all the livelong day and pause to consider what makes me such an ultimate rebate boy, you might have your answer by now. But you don’t have an answer yet, and you most likely never will. Always on your knees, praying to the god of the potato sack race you know doesn’t exist, hoping that the earnestness of your prayers may just will him into existence. Pathetic.

Sanctimonious twingemaster. What would they say down at the potato sack race if they knew you were blaspheming their god by wanting him to exist? His nonexistence is the reason they all converted to Potatosackracerianism in the first place. Don’t ruin it by bringing your Ludwig von Chick Tracts to the fellowship pancake breakfast and driving out all the zealots. Nail your demands to the wall of the church and then fork off into some form of potatorotestantism.

Meanwhile, I’ll be mailing in all the best rebates. That’ll show you.