Poseidon/Kassandra - Future Ex-Girlfriend

Описание: Had to be back with Another SpongeBob Ship AMV, only this time this one is a Super-Crack One based on Two Underrated/Obscure Characters from the Franchise (One from one of the Movies, the Other from one of the Games).

Aside from the fact that while I do & always love Polacia as a whole, I also have Other Crackships with Poseidon as one of my Favorite Crackships from Him would be None Other than Madame Kassandra from The Cosmic Shake video game.

Before that Game came out, One of my Friends cracked-ship them because of how they were both Central Merfolk Antagonists of their Own Said Story. In fact, both Said Villains were indeed the true reasons as to why SpongeBob & Patrick had Insane Journeys (well, at least more in the Cosmic Shake, but you get the point).

This Ship was actually invented around in the same Year that the Game out but considering No One has even bothered of wanting to Draw or make an AMV around them Together as a Ship (besides than being talked about), I had to be the One chosen myself for how I am such a Sucker for Multiships in General. In fact, the literal fact on how that Kassandra gets more fans than Poseidon does, I wanted to surprise the Kassandra fans with this Crack Ship. XD


As for the Story itself within this AMV (depending on how you visual it underneath or not), it's based on an Old Concept on how these Two would met.
Basically, Poseidon is just bored & decides to go out to the Bikini Bottom. During that day, he meets a Fortune Teller named "Kassandra". They soon become friends (with Kass trying to manipulate Poseidon since he's a King) but unexpectedly they end up falling in love quick because of their Mischievous Similarities? Idk, but changes are that in the end, Kass reveals her true colors so Poseidon banishes her (despite that they had known each other only for one day, he somehow realizes that he caught feelings for her as he truly misses her...;( ).


I feel like that this Song would've fit perfectly for them if they had canonically known each other (in theory) but I'd like to think that this Ship is indeed the Most Pure and Rare Obscure Crackship among the Other Crackships beyond the Fandom.

I still love Poseidon/Salacia no matter what within my Heart, I just wanted to this for Fun seeing as to how Nobody ever wanted to make a Ship around these Two XD.


BTW, The editing behind this Video that I suffered through was a real huge PAIN and so sorry for the Poorly Editing behind the Green Screens throughout this video (please ignore them, I know most of my Edits are Garbage). T_T
Also, the Last Photoshop edit between these Two was done by Me.

Footage Used:
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge On The Run (2020)
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake (2023)
SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-Present)

Song: "Future Ex Girlfriend" by Voltaire


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