Cozy Haunted Fleshlite | Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition

Описание: Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win

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Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: I am of the unflappable opinion that there aren't nearly enough fleshlites out there that feels like a warm hug from a no gloves grandma, not necessarily yours but the overpowering stench of all the following must be present: bakeries, bingo coupons with the ink fading just like her useful spirit and atrophying egg who missed the ovum bus and lingering nuggets of racist sourness whenever the rocking chair hits the golden hour angle of dirty shower enlightenment and all the plague locusts float in through her enormously sagworthy gumline, like the gingivitis swarmed breath of the mummy, without a Brendan tier daddy nearby for oompa loompa liaison without a single bandaid baiting us for a lovely twirling unravellage. The worst/best bit parts about grandma, depending on your willingness to waive your rights as a rumpy pumpy life support machine as her skin goes the colour of the crazy frog's rather inappropriate stress toy flicker between his vroom vroom thighs as his harley davidson turns out to be as much as a scam as when you find out David has been cursed to saddle up daughters only ever since the handlebars stopped resembling a mustachioed manliness that just cannot be revv'd without irritating the genes of your philtrum, is that Nan may have retired from dishing out boiled glass at the sweetshop, but now its about time she retired from breathing and hung up her lung boots once and for all. And I think less people will miss the times when her heart actually beat at a very funky swinger party BPM, than they will when she served the main willy wonked delicacy consisting of an ice age golf ball with one single strawberry hailstormed at it from point blank range for 3 days straight, no breaks, as preparation from a mental snap janitor who somehow invented the happy world of haribo mid mop rampage, right before the bucket reached mach spillage as the first ghoul remains of the spree reach the day 3 level of bloat and hog all the dishwater grime to their own island with one hell of a formaldehyde import rate. The only thing is I really hope any fleshlite I dishonor with my shuffling barstool leg of slender lipped pudding inspection, didn't have to survive a sky full of germans with very few stamped passports among them, and a surprising amount of hellfire payload that they must have had real cavernous strip mines of anal ore to be able to smuggle through that through customs, or maybe just a real scary rear gunner with a very convincing nerf gun, or nothin as the saying goes. And if he's that confident with just his finger banger, then damn I think we know who helped your bum to look like its ready for the eurostar without using one stick of non organic dynamite. I bet Nan wishes someone could've stoped her bullion brunton before she turned into a plastic chute for c*cks lacking comfort.


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What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):

Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. All three were visually remastered and had their gameplay enhanced

Development on the Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under the direction of Mac Walters, who previously served as lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare decided to approach the project as a remaster as opposed to a remake in order to preserve the original trilogy experience.

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