14/09/2013 Inaugural All Triple M Team Announced

Описание: This Saturday Rub clip features JB, Garry, Spud and Damo with a momentous occasion. This is the announcement of the first ever All Triple M team – a team comprising the players these boys love to call, not the best players in the competition. They start with the backline: Brent Guerra (the rug-wearer, plastic hair), Sauce Merret, Shake 'N Blake. Spud likes Blake getting in there, and Jim reckons it'd be the only team he's ever made, which is an indication of the importance of this team. Half backline: The Bearded Malcho Nick Malceski, whose mother makes great free coffees for Garry, Matt Goosey McGuire, The Sack Tyson Goldsack. Centre line: Bernard Vince, The Danger Patrick Dangerfield, Dennis Armfield, who Garry reckons could push for captain. Please, Garry. Jim says Dennis was a perfect example of a guy that was no good until Garry jumped on him. How's that for a potting? Half forward line: Jeffy Garlett, Buddy, Stevie J. Then what is perhaps the greatest forward line ever seen (according to Garry): Tip Rat Milne, Roughy, Push Up King. They lock themselves in, says Damo. Say that again? All in contention for captaincy, considering Tip Rat has almost single-handedly carried the team and Rough did the right thing by abandoning the team game in order to win the Coleman. Ruck: Hairhat Hale, who fought the baldness and then accepted it. On-ballers: Daniel Richflavour, whose name comes from a kind of cigarette, and Paul "Chap" Chapman. Interchange bench: The Texan Walker, The Porpoise Poyplyzia, Mad Mates Sloane, Possum Eyes Alan Toovey, whose eyes are more out than in for night games. The team runners: Brett HEAD Ebert and Campbell Browndog. Media manager: Purple-Headed Warrior; and possibly Spud as the "placebo coach". Last but not least is the Triple M equivalent of the NAB Rising Star – the first year player that the boys love to call, in order from 6th to 1st: Dane Rampe, Nick "Pseudo Echo" Graham, Rory "Brucey" Laird, Take-a-look-at-me-I'm-Terry-Milera, Sam Willie Mays Hayes, and finally the winner: Jimmy The Toump Toumpas!

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