[PC] Touhou 20 ~ Fossilized Wonders - Lunatic 1CC (THANOS FLAK CANNON)

Описание: Thank you Kuskus for the incredible Fossilized Wonders meme.

THANOS FLAK CANNON RETURNS. Outside of messing around with our funny friend Ezekiel the Pyramid and Ariya's final, this was the first time I ever played Lunatic past Stage 3. I hadn't even seen it much outside of the times I'd be hosting for the Touhou Replay Showcase. I'm feeling sick, the weather is horrible and I'm just cooking inside my room right now so I just wanted something to pass the time. I was seriously missing playing with this hilarious setup so I decided to give it a shot.

I'll be honest, it's a total blast. It rekindles childhood memories of playing Metal Slug all day, just blowing stuff up unconcerned with getting a specific result out of it. You just set fire to everything. To be completely honest, the fact that this setup completely shatters the Pyramid summoning system is infinitely more broken than any damage bonus you might get from it. The damage is obviously very good, but it's seriously nothing we haven't seen before from the likes of Malice Cannon or the sorts. The fact this setup just allows you to spend over half the game invincible or with a pyramid on tap to cancel whatever's on screen is far more impactful than having to wail on the absolute brick shithouses this game calls bosses for 5 seconds less a piece.

This might as well be the ONLY fun way to play FW. This is the most room temperature take ever said, but this is seriously not a very good game. If this game does not take itself seriously in the slightest, I sure as hell won't take it seriously for it. Therefore, playing this absolute meme shottype is my defence against it. I, too, would usually have concerns about using a character that requires 30hz of goddamn autofire to be effective, but I simply don't care here.