ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE! | LukeIsNotSexy DISS TRACK

Описание: A brand new funny internet challenge to break your souls and kill your confidence...
Ryan's Diss Track:    • Roast Yourself Challenge!  
Emma's Video:    • YouTuber Vs Musician! Roast Yourself Chall...  
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MASSIVE thanks to James for helping me film!    / jamesthomasfilm  

Thanks to Laura for suggesting I take EVIL roasts from people on Twitter, which helped inspire a lot of the horrible things in this video 😈   / laura_annoying  

LYRICS:
Started in 2009 seven years ago,
Hiding your bowl cut, ginger hair with greyscale video.
Emma's over 1 mil, Oli White is on two,
And all of your friends will soon over take you.

Nobody's watching. You should just close your account,
With subs dropping faster than my grandfather's sperm count.
One billion users, 5 8 9 k subs?
That's nine hundred ninety-nine million four hundred eleven thousand people who just don't give a f**!

Not hard to burn yourself when your hair is one fire.
Are you trying to be down the kids with emoji attire?
You're so desperate for views that you have to clickbait.
And remember that time that you came out as straight?

Not to mention the fact that you think you're so random

LukeIsNotSexy. Where is the lie?

Your hair looks like a tampon, you're a bygone, it's dire.
Did you steal your name, brand and image from DanIsNotOnFire?
And on tampons, spicy ones are your main source of views.
Well that, Patty Walters, and your ex girlfriends boobs.

You're a ginger if you want to burn use the sun, go outside.
Ew outside! What's that? Amirite? Please subscribe!
Your slapstick stupidity and immaturity and excuse for comedy
ends videos with a fart
Now let's turn the song sad and dark, like your heart.

I'm Luke 22 and I don't upload
But I'm making a film guys! Fund my film!

How come you get to make a movie? You're dropped out of uni,
You left your college degree, you're not sexy,
You're not even thirty, your fanbase is not sturdy,
Your raps are wordy and you don't even know how to spell pigeon!

So don't you say that you're vegan but have a strange milky pong?
You only "vlogs" for that sweet YouTube spon.
Weird rings round your eyes like some ginge donald trump,
And your most viewed video in a year was when you got dumped

Lukey Out.

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Outro Song:
● Music Released and Provided by Tasty
● Song Title: Snail's House - Grape Soda
● Music Video:    • Snail's House  - Grape Soda [Tasty Release]  
● Label Channel:    / tastynetwork  
● Album Download: http://tasty.network/002album

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