Ministry Of Cruisetube - Letters I, J K

Описание: Ministry of CruiseTube: Letters I, J & K | The A–Z of Cruise Culture (Part 7)
This is a CruiseTube Educational Film.
Part seven of the A–Z of cruise culture — the indispensable guide for the man, or woman, about ship.
If you want to understand the rules, rituals, regulations and realities of the modern cruise ship — and avoid rudeness, resentment and regret — you’re in the right place.
In this episode, the Ministry tackles the letters I, J and K.
We explore:
• The difference between “free” and what you’ve actually already paid for.
• The types of behaviour that separate seasoned cruisers from chaos merchants.
• The eternal battle between ship-as-destination and port-as-destination.
• The psychology of “just one more.”
• The point at which cruising innovation becomes… questionable.
• The small plastic rectangle that controls your entire onboard existence.
• The curious confidence that only a drinks package and a microphone can produce.
• And the great onboard divide when it comes to children at sea.
No spoilers.
No sugar-coating.
Just cultural calibration for civilised sailing.
Whether you’re a first-timer or a veteran of the buffet wars, this is essential viewing before you next set foot on deck.
Join the Ministry.
Mind your manners.
And whatever you do… don’t be an I, J or K-hole.
At sea, nobody can hear you passive aggressively sigh.