Undertale: The Musical - Papyrus' Song - Brentalfloss

Описание: Ever since I saw this little skeleton man in Undertale, I wanted to hear the song in his blue little heart. And here it is!

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LYRICS:

PAPYRUS
Another day of puzzles and human hunting
Lying in wait and wanting simply one chance
Another day of looking cool in my cape and gen’rally being great
and wearing no pants

I look for humans all day long then I take a
Little spaghetti break and back to the grind

I keep maintaining all of my brilliant puzzles
Hold your skull tight because they’ll blow your dang mind!

And yet in spite of all of my dedication
Sans, you're as lazy and dim as a cow

Get off your bones! Your puzzles need calibration
What if a human were lurking near us now?

[DIALOGUE]
SANS: Sorry, I was just staring at this lamp.
PAPYRUS: Uh huh.
SANS: It’s really cool.
PAPYRUS: Uh huh.
SANS: Do you wanna look?
PAPYRUS: No, you skeletal scallywag! I don’t have time for that, what if a human comes through here?

PAPYRUS [Sings]
We must be watchful, on our toes, eagle-eyed
If humans should happen by, we won’t let them go

My puzzles rule! And also this junior jumble
How do I stay so humble? I do not know.

And look at this one! Blades will slice! Spikes will swing
This puzzle has everything, it gives me such glee!

Sooner or later, humans will come again
And someone will capture them and it will be me!

And on that day, you all will say HAIL PAPYRUS
I’ll finally get all the things I deserve!

First off respect, then rev’rence and recognition
It will be me all the little people serve!

Undyne and Asgore they’ll say "Well done, Papyrus!
You’ve toiled well, toiled long, toiled hard"

I’ll bathe in kisses all day and all night
They’ll promote me to the head of the royal guard!

[Dialogue]

SANS: Hmm… Maybe this lamp will help you.
PAPYRUS: SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!
ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!
SANS: Hey, take it easy. I’ve gotten a ton of work done today.
A skele-ton.
PAPYRUS: SANS!
SANS: Come on. You’re smiling.
PAPYRUS: I AM AND I HATE IT! TAKE YOUR STUPID LAMP AND GET BACK TO WORK.
SANS: You get back to work
PAPYRUS: I WILL!

(Sings)
Back to our day of tracking evasive hu-mans
They won’t escape our two-man skeleton crew

Another day preparing for deadly battle
Honing a tactic that’ll turn their hearts blue

(Speaks)
I will attend to my puzzles. As for your work? Put a little more backbone into it! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!


And one day soon, my puzzles will catch a human
Then, maybe someone will want to be friends
And all my woes will come to an end…

I’ll be the captain of the guard
They’ll hold me in such high regard
The praise will be prodigious
And I’ll be so prestigious
So popular and powerful
The path I walk so flowerful
That all the fairest monster drones
Will line the block to jump my bones
And someone...
Will want...
To be...my friend!

I’ll catch a human, join the guard and finally have a friend!
(HEY!)

...Heh.