Furry Bowling Ball - SNL Original Song

Описание: *This is an original song written, produced by ‪@SNLAIMusic‬ with the use of ai and other software.
*All song & lyric rights belonging to the artist SNLAIMUSIC.

GENRE: #comedy #rock

LYRICS:

His name is Sir Reginald, but we just call him "Jiggles"
He's less of a housecat, more of a series of ripples
He doesn't walk, he oozes, a furry, purring blob
And his primary emotion is "hangry for a cob... of butter."
He tried to chase a laser dot, a valiant, noble quest
But his belly swung so mighty, it knocked the telly off its rest
He pounced with all his fury, a thunderous, meaty thud
And left a crater in the floorboards, where a normal cat once stood.

Oh, he's a furry bowling ball, a feline wrecking machine!
The heaviest creature that you've ever seen!
He doesn't meow for tuna, he sends a rumbling quake
And when he leaps upon the bed, the very floorboards start to break!
He's not just fat, he's glorious, a monument of lard
He'd eat the dog, the mailman, and the fillings from a pop-tart!

We bought a brand new cat tree, a tower of delight
He eyed it with suspicion in the fading evening light
He put a single paw upon the first and lowest tier
And the whole contraption shuddered with a palpable, real fear.
He tried to heave his haunches, with a grunt and with a groan
But gravity's a cruel mistress when you're morbidly outgrown.
The scratching post surrendered, it splintered with a crack
Now it's just a toothpick sticking out of Reginald's back.

Oh, he's a furry bowling ball, a feline wrecking machine!
The heaviest creature that you've ever seen!
He doesn't meow for tuna, he sends a rumbling quake
And when he leaps upon the bed, the very floorboards start to break!
He's not just fat, he's glorious, a monument of lard
He'd eat the dog, the mailman, and the fillings from a pop-tart!

The vet just stares in silence, then she'll simply shake her head
"He's not a cat," she'll whisper, "he's a beanbag chair instead."
"His blood type isn't A or B, it's gravy, thick and brown."
"He's the reason that the property values in this town have gone down."
He once fell in the bathtub, and the water level rose so high
It flooded out the bathroom and a neighbor's bonsai.

Oh, he's a furry bowling ball, a feline wrecking machine!
The heaviest creature that you've ever seen!
He doesn't meow for tuna, he sends a rumbling quake
And when he leaps upon the bed, the very floorboards start to break!
He's not just fat, he's glorious, a monument of lard
He'd eat the dog, the mailman, and the fillings from a pop-tart!

Jiggles! (He's a big boy!)
Jiggles! (A twenty-pound toy!)
He's not fat, he's just easy to see!
Now, could someone please help him? He's stuck on me!

#fatcat #fatcats #sillycat #goofycats