Lower your expectations for college (bo burnham parody)

Описание: My friend and i wrote this like couple months ago lmao. I fucking love the original love song. Bo Burnham xoxoxo. I think i wrote 1500 in the lyrics because that's what I had when I wrote this. Guess what? your boy got a better score! Anyways, bunch of the lyrics don't make sense if you're not in our friend group so i might reupload a more relatable version for everyone idk. QUESTBRIDGE DECISION IN LIKE 3 WEEKS HELP ME MIT GODS PLEASEEEEEEEEE

lyrics:
We all want school
How many senior students out there, looking for t10 this year (Wooo!)
Yeah, woo that sadness out
There's more where that came from
Kiddos, I know what you want-want-want

​​You want a school that's rich, with scholarship
An ivy league who likes to reject all
The kind of school that everyone applies
Without accepting too many of them
A harvard; a stanford; a haverford
A t10, t5, mit
Loves your ecs, ez grades but not inflated
Gonna teach you ,but you can chill on the weekend

Now you might think that a 1500 isnt enough
But guess what: youre right

If you want school, lower your expectations a few
Because mit would never settle for you
If you want school, community college exists
And if that school is nmc, move to massachusetts

[missing]

You want a school that's left, a school that’s not
A republican, or in the south
but you dont really want affirmative action
Loves asian stem majors with unemotional essays
A caltech, a gatech; an mit;
An ed, qb, rd
Wants to gives you stipend, doesn't care if you get F
Professor gives you internship that’s actually research

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Now you might think -----------------------------
But guess what: REJECTED

If you want SHYMP, lower your expectations a lot
You might believe your RACE is a gift, I promise it's not
If you want aid, just pick a school and love it
then get your result and let the school you love decline the offer

I don't want nmc, or a shitwestern
Religious (college of holy cross) or a toothpaste school (colgate)
'Cause I won't settle for less than mit
We want perfect grade a perfect app
A perfect sat or an act
But deep down we know, we’re ivy rejects
But-

[Outro]
We all deserve school, even on the days we don’t grind
'Cause we all suck, but school can make us suck less
We all deserve school, even if it’s not mit
And I would know I just turned 69